Mistakes

So had a desperately boring day yesterday. Sitting down and listening to people go on and on for hours is something I thought i left behind at uni. Anyways they did supply little note pads and I put mine to great use :D

"Billy!" Johnathan thumped on the door.
"Billy, please!"
There was no answer.
Johnathan leaned his head against the door with a sigh.
"Is everything alright?"
Johnathan turned to see Kurt Gidley standing a few feet away and glared.
"None of your business, Gidley"
Kurt just looked at him.
"If you're looking for Cooper's room, it's that one" he pointed to the door to the left of the one Johnathan had been banging on.
"That-" Kurt said, pointing to the door Johnathan had picked "- is Sam Thaiday's room"
Johnathan looked at the door and back at Kurt, mollified.
"Thanks"
- - -
Johnathan knocked on Cooper's door.
"Billy! Billy, please!"
The door abruptly opened and he was suddenly face to face with Cooper Cronk.
"What do you want?" Cooper asked.
"I need to talk to Billy"
Cooper glared.
"Well he doesn't want to talk to you!"
"Billy!" Johnathan called over Cooper's shoulder.
"Billy, I'm sorry. Please...hear me out!"
Silence.
"I don't think I want to listen to anything you have to say right now" Billy's voice came from somewhere within the room.
Johnathan's face fell.
"Billy..."
"You heard him. He doesn't want to talk to you"
Johnathan looked at Cooper.
"Tell him I'm sorry"
- - -
Billy was sitting cross legged on the bed when Cooper came back in to the room.
"Is he...?"
"He's gone"
Billy looked heartbroken.
"I should have talked to him"
Cooper sighed.
"No, you shouldn't have"
He sat down next to Billy on the bed.
"He hurt you. It's only right he suffers a little"
Billy looked at him, eyes wide.
"What if...?"
"He won't. He loves you" Cooper pulled Billy in to a hug.
"It's obvious to see"
- - -
Billy found Johnathan practicing his goal kicking at the local park. The Sun had set but someone had turned the lights on for him. Billy picked up a ball that had rolled away and walked towards Johnathan. Johnathan saw him coming and stopped. Billy kicked the ball he had and Johnathan caught it easily.
"I'm sorry, Billy"
"Johnathan-"
"No, let me say this. I'm sorry for what I said. I just...I wish I was him. He gets to be with you everyday and I'm so jealous that he knows you better than I do"
"I wouldn't be in love with you of you were him. Johnathan, he's my friend. My best friend. And I do love him but not the way I love you. You don't ever have to be jealous" Billy touched Johnathan's face.
"Ever" Billy leaned forward and kissed him.

Snippet

Hallo, Blog! Long time no see. Here's a snippet from the Ashes and Wine follow-up.

He kissed him. He didn't know why he did it. It was muscle memory. Instinct. Because this was Dal and he'd done it so many times before. As Dal melted in to him BJ realised he'd missed this. He wasn't supposed to but he'd missed this. And he knew, even if he would deny it, that Dal had a place in his heart. He couldn't ignore it. Not anymore.
When he drew back from the kiss, he knew he was in trouble.
"BJ...?" hope and fear laced Dal's words and BJ reached up to grip Dal's face with his hands. He touched their foreheads together and breathed.
"We shouldn't....be doing this"
Dal's grip on his shirt loosened and BJ stepped back.
"Goddamn it Dal! I can't be in love with you. I can't!"

Very short, I know :D

For Max

Max Rooke, one of Yellowleaf's most beloved players is retiring. It is a sad thing when our favourites retire (hope mine are years and years away from it!). So I've written something for Yellowleaf to make things (hopefully) easier.

He never thought it'd end this way. But maybe if he allowed himself to be realistic, he should have known it would. That the way he played was not sustainable. Injury would have eventually taken him out. And now it had.
He wished he'd had more time. He wished he could play that one last game. But maybe it was better this way. Because he knew he would have cried. And what sort of a tough man cried infront of people?
He knew it hadn't fully hit him yet. It would, next year. When the new season started. When he would be on the sidelines watching the boys play. This year there was always hope. His knee could have come good. All that money spent on the specialist knee surgeon in Europe could have been worth it. But it didn't and it wasn't.
And now here he was. A retired player. He knew he'd had a better run of it than most. He was a premiership player. And he'd got to play with his friends. His best friends. He wouldn't lose any of them. They'd always be friends. The bonds they shared couldn't break so easily.
He owed so much to this game. To this club. For believing in him. For everything he'd achieved. For Joel. If nothing else, he'd always be grateful for Joel. He knew Joel was hurting. Joel probably found this harder to accept than he did. They'd get through it though.
This was the fate of all who played their great game. No one can play forever and it all comes to an end sooner or later.
This was his time. He wasn't angry or bitter. He'd miss it desperately but he wouldn't fight the inevitable. So this was goodbye.
Now for the rest of his life.

Wolf Blass moments

Hi All! This is my attempt to recreate 'wolf Blass' moments for our pairings (including Dalankars couples - very enjoyable;)) Enjoy!

---Wolf Blass---


Jonathan-Billy, Max-Joel
Nick-Justin,Coop-Brett
Matt-Dal,Cam-Dallas
Israel-Greg,JC-Mackie
Lenny-BJ, Corey


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'Sometimes there is so much beauty in the world. You feel like you can't take it. You feel like your heart is going to cave in.'
----Ricky


Corey sits up on the grass, on top of a wide hill overlooking the lake. A couple of minutes to sunset. His eyes searching the horizon he spots two figures standing side by side. He turns his head his eyes on the pillar house. A couple was heading in that direction and he could hear the laughter from here. He stands up and heads towards the castle. His attention is taken up by the clinking sound of a bicycle. But the sound soon fades. He reaches the castle. The sun has set. He hears music from inside. He looks up to find a figure leaning against the window on the second floor. He enters the castle. He makes his way up the stairs. He passes a figure in a white suit. Third floor. The source of the music. Two figures dance alone on the ball room floor. He smiles. He remembers the dance he shared with him. He walks away from the room. A man with a hat is making his way through a large door. A dark haired man following close behind. Their hands linked.



The music from the vinyl player rings loud throughout the ball room. As the light dims, BJ steps onto the middle of the dance floor. His eyes not leaving Lenny's.
BJ motions Lenny to come over. Lenny stands his ground. How he is feeling is apparent by the change of colour across his cheeks. BJ begins to dance to the slow music on his own. Turning he looks back at Lenny. He smiles, willing Lenny to join him. Lenny takes a step forward. Then another. He reaches BJ. His fingers are taken by BJ's and his waist by the other's firm hold. Lenny looks up at BJ. 'It’s our time' BJ whispers. Lenny smiles as they both begin to move to the soft music. Lenny dances to the music. BJ slowly swings Lenny around and Lenny's eyes travel the room and come back to BJ. Unaware of everything else. He smiles, truly happy.


Lenny & BJ




The sun has set. Into the high maze he must enter. Carrying a fire lit torch Joel enters knowing he will find Andrew inside. With the torch tight in his hand he leaves the rest of the world behind so he could find his lover.
He takes slow but steady steps through each turn. A cool breeze dances around him, turning the flame of the fire. He knows he is getting closer. Closer to him. An opening. He enters it. He sees a fountain ahead of him. Joel walks towards it. He sees a tall figure by the fountain. His hand in the water he turns his head to look at Joel. Andrew. He straightens up and turns towards him. Joel smiles as he reaches Andrew. The fire illuminates Andrew's face. Golden and beautiful. He returns his smile.


Andrew & Joel

Billy weaves through the crowd. Many catch his eye but he is only looking for one person. He enters the main hall.
Amidst the crowd of black tuxedos and suits he spots a white suit, up on the second floor. Johnathan. He walks down the stairs, unaware of all the stares. Billy smiles as Johnathan finds his way towards him. Johnathan kisses him unaware of all the stares. Billy shyly turns away from the crowd. Johnathan throws his arm around Billy's waist.
'I’m yours' Johnathan whispers in Billy's ear. Billy smiles. Ignoring everyone he leans closer and places a kiss on Johnathan’s lips.


Billy & Johnathan



A small pillar house stands away from the castle overlooking the lake. The sun slowly disappears from the horizon. Israel hides behind one of the large pillars champagne glass in his hand. He hears footsteps approaching. He smiles turning his head towards the clouds. His eyes are watching the changing colours of the sky. His back to the pillar he grips it tight with his free hand. Warm fingers wrap around his fingers. Israel bites his lip still smiling.
He found me.
He turns around to see Greg Inglis smiling shyly at him.
'I found you' Greg whispers. Israel wraps his left arm around Greg's neck.
'You found me.'



Greg & Israel

So he is not here. Dal stares at the foot of the stairs that lead to the castle doors. He turns slowly and walks away from the castle. With each step the sun slowly disappears from the view. He walks along the open fields. The country side is beautiful but he cannot enjoy it because 'he' is not with him. Dal hears the clinking of bells. He turns around just in time to get out of the way of a bicycle. He hears loud laughter ahead of him. Instantly he recognizes the laughter. The bicycle halts and turns around. Dal's face lights up at the sight of him. Matt couldn't wipe the smile of his face as he cycles straight for Dal. His eyes on Dal and Dal only he takes his hands of the handle bars. The bicycle sways to the sides.
'Sorry I’m late' Matt shouts.
Dal is afraid for Matt. But Matt catches the bars before he loses control.
Matt cycles circles around Dal.
Dal turns with him. The world is spinning around them.
Matt stops. Dal walks up to him.
'Get on' Matt smiles. Dal sits down in front of Matt.
'Hold tight’ Matt turns the bicycle back towards the castle.
They ride through the open fields. Dal is so happy. He feels Matt's breath on the side of his cheek. He smiles placing his fingers on top of Matt's. It didn't matter if they return to the castle or not. Dal only wanted Matt. For Matt to be by his side now and always.


Matt & Dal


'Where are we going?' Justin asks as he tightens his hold on Nicks' fingers.
'You’ll see' Nick whispers in his ear. Justin is not sure where Nick is taking him. The silver scarf around his eyes stops him from seeing. But he knows he would follow Nick anywhere. Even to the ends of the earth. The wind is cold against his skin. But the last of sunlight is warm against his skin. He can smell the country. The smell of hay and grass. It takes him back to his childhood days. After much walking they come to a stop. Nick takes him by both hands. He feels Nick’s lips on his skin. Justin smiles. He grips Nick tightly as he feels Nick's hands around his neck.
His fingers on the back of his head. He unties the scarf. Justin opens his eyes. He looks into Nick's blue eyes. Nick is smiling. Justin returns his smile. Nick turns his head. He sees the vast landscape. It is beautiful. The sun is disappearing behind the open fields that seem to go on forever. He remembers home. Justin is so happy but sad at the same time. He turns to Nick. He is watching the sun as it says goodbye to them. His blonde hair golden as the sunlight hit them.
'Thank you' Justin whispers. Nick looks at him. He sees the tears in Justin’s eyes. But he is smiling. Nick smiles as he takes Justin's hands in his. They both stand, their eyes turned towards the disappearing sun.

Nick & Justin



Dallas adjusts his suit and straightens his tie. He is nervous. It has been a while since he had seen him. He is not sure whether he will accept him. Whether he will see him as the person he once loved and cared for. He enters the castle through the large double doors. Many are already here. They are enjoying themselves. Dallas eyes the crowd. He cannot see him.

Cameron glances at the new visitor. He smiles at the nervousness of him. He didn't see him as he continues past him. Cameron gets up from the chair near the large doors and takes a step forward. He watches as Dallas makes his way through the crowd. He looks the same. He hasn't changed. He is glad. He remembers the day he left. The way his heart hurt. How much he wanted to see him. Dallas is walking up the stairs. Cameron rejects the champagne glass offered to him by the waiter as he stands at the foot of the stairs watching Dallas's every movement. He takes a step up, his fingers brushes the cold smooth wood of the stair railing.
Dallas walks through the large hallway. He is not sure if he is here. He needs to see him.
Cameron closes the gap between them. Dallas comes to a stop. He looks through the glass windows. Fire lit lanterns illuminate faces of those who stood outside. He is not here. Cameron is not here. Dallas leans against the window. His forehead touching the cold glass. Cameron takes a step closer. He could see Dallas's reflection on the glass. He smiles. Dallas's eyes land on the figure behind him. That face. Those eyes. That smile. They only belonged to one person. Cameron. He slowly turns around. Dallas waits for Cameron to move his back against the window.
'I’ll punch you if you say sorry one more time' Cameron jokes.
Dallas's mouth curves into a smile.
'Come here' Cameron mouths, his eyes showing a mixture of happiness and sadness.
Dallas closes the gap between them. But he is afraid to lay a hand on Cameron. He leans against him. His head barely touching Cameron's. He closes his eyes. He feels Cameron's face against his. Cameron's hands pull him closer. Dallas slowly wraps his arms around him and rests his head on Cameron's shoulders.
Cameron takes a deep breath, resting his hand on the back of Dallas's neck. He wants to tell him. He wants to tell Dallas so badly the 3 words that drowned his mind. But I’m over goodbyes he tells himself. He hears the words. But they didn't come out of his mouth. They belonged to Dallas Johnson.
'I missed you'


Cam & Dallas

'Psst!' Brett pokes his head through the large purple curtains. He wants to get the attention of the figure in front of him, with his back to him, sipping on his Champagne. Cooper is not sure whether he heard anything. He looks up at the crowd. No one is looking at him. Cooper takes another sip from his champagne glass.
Brett sighs.
'Coopsy!' Brett speaks, this time a bit louder.
Cooper looks up. He knows only person calls him that.
'Brett?' he speaks but he cannot see him.
'Over here' Brett says. Nudging at the purple curtains. Cooper slowly turns around. He is not surprised at seeing Brett. He should be but he is not.
'How did you--' Cooper’s words are cut off by Brett's hushes.
Cooper walks up to Brett.
'Come on' Brett offers his hand from behind the purple curtain.
Cooper looks at Brett with questioning eyes and back at the crowd. He turns back to Brett. He takes his hand. Brett's mouth curves into a wide smile. He grips Cooper's fingers tightly and pulls him into the curtains.
Cooper is surprised to find himself looking up at a stair case.
'Come on. We can make it' Brett turns and rushes to the stairs, pulling Cooper with him.
'How did you-' cooper didn't get to finish his words.
'I have my ways'
'You weren't invited'
'I’m meant to be here. Were you going to spend the night by yourself?' Brett asks making their way up the stairs.
Cooper looks at figure ahead of him. Brett in a suit and hat. He smiles. He knew no one could get in without an invitation. The invitations were sent according to what their heart desired. And who their hearts belonged to. It is Brett.

'I like your hat' Cooper says as they push past a large door. Brett turns around. He looks into Coopers blue eyes. He knows it. Brett smiles. Opening the small door they enter a small balcony. The sun has set and it was dark outside. But it isn't for long. The sky lit up as the first fireworks goes up with a loud 'zsss'.
Cooper eyes follow the bright colours and patterns, full of amazement. They had the best seat in the castle. Cooper couldn’t look away from the lights. Brett couldn't take his eyes off Cooper. He smiles seeing the boy in him. For a second Coopers eyes lands on Brett. He smiles and tightens his fingers around Brett’s. He steels Brett's hat and places it on his head, his head turns as a large red fire cracker burst midway illuminating everything in a red glow. Brett turns his head to the sky, smiling and knowing Cooper didn't belong to anyone. Anyone but him.



Cooper & Brett



Corey arrives at his destination. He opens the large windows. He breathes in the cold night air. His eyes land on the two figures by the fountain. Fireworks begin. His eyes look to the night sky.
'Hi' Corey turns to find Max Rooke behind him.
Corey is surprised.
'You...you couldn't have send me the invitation' Corey laughs.
'No. I didn't' max smiles.
'Where is Joel?'
'He’ll be here' Max smiles as he walks up to Corey. He stands beside Corey.
Max clears his throat.
'You look nice' Max says keeping his eyes on the moon lit sky in front of him.
'Thanks' Corey smiles
'How about a dance?' Max asks.
Corey turned to face Max.
'Tell me that invitation was not from you'
'No' Max smiles.' you're still my friend'
With his hands in his pockets Corey nods.
'You are right'
To the gentle hum of the music from the floors below they dance. It isn't an intimate embrace. They just hold each other. They don't speak, nor does Max hum, which surprises Corey.
'I asked Renee to marry me' Corey says.
Max looks at Corey for a second then looks away.
'Congratulations' Max speaks smiling. He is happy for Corey.

The two figures dancing at the far end of the room next to the large windows are highlighted by the moon light that fell across through the open window. The room is dark and he knew they cannot see him. Joel leans against the wall. His eyes are glued to them. He doesn't blink. He doesn't breathe. Or so he feels.
The doors open with a loud bang. Joel turns his head. It was a couple. A tall dark haired man and a shorter, long blonde haired man who seems to have had too much to drink. The couple backs away and disappears from the view. Joel's eyes turns to the dancing couple. They are no longer dancing.
Max is walking towards him. He can see him. He cannot see Corey.
Max stands in front of Joel. He places his hands on the wall trapping Joel. Joel looks up at Max.
'I can spot those eyes from miles away' Max says.
Joel smiles.
'It was you' Max spoke knowing Joel knew the question to his answer.
'It is you' Max spoke his eyes glued to Joel's eyes which sparkled as the moon light hit him. 'I picked you'
Max releases Joel.
Joel walks to the door. He turns to face Max 'I’ll be at the deck' he smiles and leaves. Max stands at his spot. He turns his head towards the large window. He knows what makes him happy. Who makes him smile. He turns around and runs to find him. He doesn’t have to go too far. Joel is there waiting for him. Max throws his arm around Joel's shoulder. Joel wraps his arm around Max's waist.
'Come on I’ll show you the stars' Max says as they slowly make their way towards the lake.
Joel smiles and takes a glance at the castle. He didn’t invite Corey.

Corey watches the couple disappear from the view into the darkness. He cannot make any sense of this. If Max didn’t invited him- his thought were cut off by the sound of the opening doors.
‘Hi Corey…’




Joel & Max and Corey


THE END

Wolf Blass moments

A while back, Yellowleaf and I did a writing challenge, inspired by the ad for Wolf Blass wine. We wrote our favourite couples in the same setting. This is my take on the whole thing, Yellowleaf will follow after.
Enjoy.

Sequence 1

He moved through the woods. His path lit by the occasional lantern. It was not fully dark yet and the fading light to the west cast strange shadows across the ground. And if he looked back he could still see the mansion in the horizon behind him lit up like a jewel in the darkening light of the day. If he strained he knew he could hear faint music in the air. He smiled to himself and walked on. What he wanted, he knew he wouldn’t find it at the mansion.

---

He watched the other move through the trees. The dark hair and the dark suit created a striking contrast with his pale skin. He watched enchanted. That such a beautiful creature was his, was something he still found hard to believe. He smiled softly and moved deeper in to the forest, knowing that the other would follow.

Sequence 2

He casts a dark silhouette against the darkening sky as he waits. The occasional breeze stirs his long hair. He stares across the horizon and watches the Sun set.

---

He walks up the marble stairs. They almost glow in the golden light of the hall. He looks up and sees the sky ahead. He smiles. He is here.

---

He looks up at the figures on the balcony. They look good together. He knows. They look happy. He smiles and turns away. He doesn’t belong here. He looks back one last time. Goodbye. He will not be here again.

Sequence 3

He laughs. Greg cannot take his eyes away. Israel.

---

He sees him walking away as he turned. He follows.

---

He is smiling. Bright and joyous. He leans forward and kisses him. He can taste the smile on his lips. Brighter than the Sun, his Israel.

Sequence 4

He looks up. The ceiling is so high. Everything glows golden in the light of the hall.

---

He watches Cameron. Lashes so long they cast invisible shadows as he takes in the room.

---

When Cameron lowers his eyes Dallas is there, leaning against the door. He is smiling as he straightens and holds out a hand.

“Dance with me”

Sequence 5

They move across the floor. Oblivious to all else.

---

Eyes so blue. He knows he has never seen their equal. Nothing exists for him but those blue eyes and the feel of his body under his fingers.

---

He touches their heads together and breathes. Justin's eyes are closed. There is a small smile on his face.

“I love you”

More than all things in the world combined. With all my heart.

I love you.

Sequence 6

He wraps his arms around his love and looks down at the ball room down below.

---

He feels the heart beating strong against his back and smiles softly to himself. If this is his last night on Earth, then he is exactly where he wants to be. In Matt's arms.

---

He watches Nick and Justin laughing as they dance across the floor and wonders whether Lenny and BJ have found each other yet. He wonders where most of the league players have disappeared off to as Dallas leads Cameron on to the floor. He kisses Dal's hair as the prince leads his companion on to the dance floor.

“Wanna go down there?”

---

Dal smiles as he turns and touches his lips to Matt's.

“Happy where I am”

With you.

Sequence 7

He leans back and feels Brett shift and tighten his arms around him. They left the mansion behind, needing to spend the night with each other. Cooper watches the Sun move closer to the horizon with half lidded eyes. He feels Brett nuzzling his hair and smiles. This is all he wants.

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Brett presses small kisses on to Coopers’ dark head. He watches the colours play in the clouds and hopes the others are having fun at the ball. He smiles as the Sun dips below the horizon.

“You know something?”

Cooper turns around to face him.

“You’re perfect”

Cooper stills in his arms, dark eyes unreadable.

Brett doesn’t know he is holding his breath until a slow smile spreads over Coopers’ face.

“So are you”

Sequence 8

Johnathan surfaced, water streaming off him. He almost glowed in the light of the moon and Billy couldn’t look away. He had never been able to.

---

The water was so calm, there were barely any waves. He couldn’t say the same about his heart. There was a creature of ivory and ebony in front of him and Johnathan had never been able to keep his heart when it came to Billy.

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Billy felt Johnathan's arms encircle him and leaned deeper in to the kiss. He knew they were bound, him and his love, in these waters of silver and gold. They had promised forever and to that promise they would keep.

Loss

Three grand finals in in two years. Zero wins. Too many tears.
This is something I wrote after last year's loss.

It was pain. Mindless, senseless pain and he screamed, throwing away his shoes and not caring if they tumbled off the balcony. He couldn't think, couldn't breathe, couldn't see. He just hurt. He only wanted it to stop. To forget. Please let him forget.
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Justin finds him, curled up in a corner of the bedroom. Nick leans in to him when he sits down next to him and cries, wordlessly, soundlessly. Just tears that Justin can feel soaking in to his skin and he has no words. No words to make this better because he's hurting too and if he could he'd take Nick's pain on to himself. But he can't and Nick is falling apart in his arms and all he can do is try to hold him together with his hands, and his lips and his heart.
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Justin watches Nick. Mask back in place. He winces every time Nick tries to smile. He wonders how long it would be before he'd see happiness in Nick's smile again. He stays by Nick's side and tries to hold him together when things get too hard. He just wants to go home. Just wants it to be the two of them. Away from everything where they can fall apart and maybe rebuild each other. But Nick has to be here and Justin would follow him to the ends of the earth.

Congratulations to Lenny for winning the St Kilda best and fairest last night. Very deserving winner :D BJ and Dal were also in the top 5. Loved what BJ said about winning a grand final or die trying. Love him and his spirit!

L.H.F.C

Lenny Hayes Fan Club

L.H.F.C went to St.Kilda to investigate (to stalk) our most beloved player, Lenny. Here's what some of the players had to say to L.H.F.C about Lenny.

Name: Lenny Hayes (middle name?)
D.O.B: 14.1.1980
Height: 186cm
Weight: 87kg
Eye colour: Green with shades of brown, gold and red
Hair colour: Black

Comments

N.R: "Yeah, Lenny is fantastic. I mean he's such a talented player and a great vice captain of the team. I love him [glances at BJ] like a brother of course. Heheh" [nervous laughter]

J.K: "Whats this for again? Lenny Hayes fan club? What the hell? [glaces at BJ] This his idea? No? Well...if anyone deserves a fan club, Lenny does. Just don't let him [points at BJ] sneak up on you"

N.D.S: "You can't tell by looking at him, you know. He's this average looking guy [glances at BJ] ...at least he would be to most people but we know where he stands with this club. And he is a very lucky guy... I hope he knows"

B.G (BJ): "Lenny doesn't need a fan club to tell him he's special, he's got me! I mean, he's got his mates. We already know Lenny's special. I won't have you going around spreading rumors about him like you did with that Brennan guy! -[wasn't us]- Right..well...you can search the world over but you'll never find someone like him [looks dreamily in to space] And now that I've found him, no one's gonna steal him away from me! No one!" [L.H comes and touches BJ on the shoulder and whispers in his ear. BJ nods reluctantly, glares at L.H.F.C and leaves].

L.H: "Hi guys -[Hi Lenny. Stares dreamily at Lenny]- Umm..guys? -[we love you Lenny]- umm [looks around nervously for BJ] Thanks...I guess. -[What are you doing with a guy like BJ? You should be ours We can make you very happy, Lenny]- I'm flattered but...I love BJ. I know sometimes it's hard to see but he's a really sweet guy and [BJ sneaks up behind L.H.F.C and whacks it on the head with a chair] No, Brendon! They're just misguided!" [L.H.F.C fades to black. We love you Lenny]

Hee :D love Lenny. Let the Saints go marching in tomorrow!