Adventures of the misguided-kind!

Adventures of the L.H.F.C continues!



L.H.F.C has gone awry!

Well, no.

We've decided, this one time, to divide our attention between Lenny and another member of the STKFC. This is a unique, one-time event (probably) and we're only doing this because this person seems to be so very underrated for all that he brings to the club.

So Justin Koschitzke, prepare yourself! This is your fan club!

This all emanated from the few games L.H.F.C has seen Justin play this season. And we'd forgotten, because he'd been out injured so much and last year ended in a terrible nightmare that we're desperately trying to forget, what an amazingly physical and vocal player he is.

Anytime he's on the field, he's always crashing in to people, elbowing people, pushing people around and basically making the game so much more enjoyable (since games have not been very enjoyable for the reason of us not winning so many of them). Aside from that he's always talking. Anytime a player of the opposing team is preparing to kick for goal, you'd usually see Kosi in the background letting his vocabulary run wild and free.

It's amazing that he's even playing now with what happened in 2006. L.H.F.C has to say that we're glad he made it through and stick with the game. It'd be so much less if he wasn't playing. We've decided to lurk around the club and hassle some players to talk to us about Kosi.

N.R: Hey! Aren't you Lenny's groupies?

L.H.F.C: Yessss

N.R: So...you know he's not here right?

L.H.F.C: [Clutches heart] We know. *Sigh*

N.R: Umm...

L.H.F.C: What can you tell us about Kosi?

N.R: What?

L.H.F.C: Yeah. We've decided to admire him for a little while.

N.R: 'Admire him'?

L.H.F.C: Yeah! Have you noticed that he's brilliant?

N.R: [Staring at L.H.F.C with wide eyes.]

But then guess who decides to walk over! The object of our admiration.

J.K: Nick, the coach wants you! Hey Lenny fan club. Are you lost?

N.R: They've decided to admire you for a while.

J.K: What?

L.H.F.C: We've diverted some of our intense admiration, momentarily, to you!

J.K: Right. And what brought this on? Another chair to the head?

L.H.F.C: We've decided that you're brilliant!

J.K: [Silent for a moment]

Then he smiles. He smiles, my pretties!

J.K: What about Lenny?

L.H.F.C: Lenny shall always and forever be the object of our worship. But we've decided that we can spare some devotion to you.

J.K: You gonna go around stalking me now?

L.H.F.C: Only because we love you.

J.K: Never had a fan club before, you know.

L.H.F.C: [Feels our multiple hearts constrict] Then we are honoured to be your first.

J.K: [Smiles] Well, I can promise you no one will hit you with chairs under my watch.

L.H.F.C: [Holds back tears] No one had ever promised us that before.

N.R: I'm just going to...go now. You two have fun.

...

N.D.S: Justin? What's going on? I thought you were Lenny's.

L.H.F.C: Come on, Dal! Keep up!

N.D.S: Well...he's one of the best people I know. One of my best friends actually. He...he's been there for me through a lot. [Smiles] You know, I'm glad you've decided to do this. He deserves all the good things in the world.

L.H.F.C: Are you interested in joining the club?

N.D.S: Umm...I don't think I have the right...um...stalker tendencies to be a good member really. [Grins worriedly] You guys are doing a great job [Gives us a thumbs up and walks off. Really fast]

...

L.H.F.C: [Runs in to BJ. Literally] Sorry! Go on with your business. Just an innocent cleaner, cleaning. [We then realise who it is. So does BJ]

B.J.G: It's you! What the fuck are you doing here? I swear if you're after Lenny again-

L.H.F.C: Language, BJ! [Think of the children!] And also, we're not [Backing off fast] after Lenny. Atleast for the day. [BJ gives us a skeptical look]

Then we're both distracted by Clint Jones running past us, very fast, being chased by Farren Ray, David Armitage and Leigh Montagna, who is carrying a camera in his hand.

We take the distraction to slip past BJ. Relieved to be away from his chairs of doom.

That proved to be far too much excitement for our delicate (and multiple) hearts. We decide to slink away before BJ gets the chance to hunt us down but before we could make s clean getaway, we find our path blocked by the captain of the club, Nick Riewoldt. He's standing there with his arms crossed and L.H.F.C feels a familiar forboding feeling sneak in to our soul.

L.H.F.C: Hello, Glorious captain. We were not up to any mischief at all. At all.

N.R: You're serious about this fan club thing?

L.H.F.C: As serious as a rock. [Nick looks confused] Because rocks are very serious, you see. [Clearly he doesn't see because he still looks confused]

N.R: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you. You've made him very happy today. So despite your horrifyingly sneaky ways, you are *sigh* welcome here whenever you feel the need to stalk. Just try to keep out of BJ's way.

L.H.F.C: Oh most magnanimous captain! We shall forever be in your debt!

N.R: Yeah...alright. Please let go of me now!

So that was the story of how we gained the most glorious captain of the club, Nick Riewoldt, to our cause. Which wasn't really the point at all because it was about Kosi. It was about Kosi and how much he is loved around here. So until the next time, which might be quite soon since we now have official backing (hahaha, take that BJ!), we shall say farewell.